This guy wants to be mad but can’t
kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes
It was such a warm day and I still think about the plants I saw a lot.
One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.
"the science side of tumblr" aka people that are smart enough to use google
Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil
"Choose your chromosomes wisely"
would you have sex with macklemore if it meant you could be famous
Yeah I would. imagine sucking on those tiny nipples of his and getting famous in the process.
how can u say no to this
His nose gets me hard as fuck ….
I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT