♥ 34761 — via emoglitter (originally untoxide)

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t


noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT


♥ 257333 — via gnarly (originally lord-stark)

meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes


♥ 85694 — via gnarly (originally meladoodle)

eumycota:

It was such a warm day and I still think about the plants I saw a lot.


♥ 2338 — via nirvna (originally eumycota)

emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

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nasturbate:

"the science side of tumblr" aka people that are smart enough to use google


♥ 19558 — via gnarly (originally nasturbate)
badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this


# aminals    

♥ 10693 — via gnarly (originally em-png)

passion:

me on the first day of school


ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil


lazygolddigger:

"Choose your chromosomes wisely"

lazygolddigger:

"Choose your chromosomes wisely"


penis-hilton:

endiot:

geodude:

endiot:

katara:

would you have sex with macklemore if it meant you could be famous 

Yeah I would. imagine sucking on those tiny nipples of his and getting famous in the process.

how can u say no to this

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His nose gets me hard as fuck ….


♥ 993 — via penis-hilton (originally katara)
# the last gif    
bysaber:

Succulents

bysaber:

Succulents


♥ 5088 — via frightfoul (originally bysaber)

skindeap:

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT


♥ 270744 — via petewanks (originally jshaath)